My Memoir

I enjoy thinking up names for my memoir -- a book, I should add, that I will never write. It turns out I like naming this project much better than I enjoy remembering episodes from my life, an activity that is always faintly depressing even when the memories are good. That said, my first choice is Good In Theory, and my second choice is Slightly Unorthodox.

Update, 12-30-16: How about this one? In the Flesh.