Pity the Poor Wigger and Other Random Notes

1. The Dave Matthews band is decent except for Dave Matthews.

2. Joaquin Phoenix is the best purveyor of internalized angst and self loathing since James Dean. I'm thinking of Walk the Line and The Master.

3. Judd Apatow's schtick works better with 20-something bros than it does with older people. I'm thinking of This Is 40.

4. Wiggers are missing out on a lot of really good shit, like Merle Haggard, Neil Young, Johnny Cash and all sorts of really bad ass white guys, to say nothing of a whole world of amazing, diverse music. Pity the poor wigger.

5. I'd be more than fine if I never heard another word about JFK or Whitey Bulger. Well, after the current discussion of JFK's assassination, that is. That truly was a cataclysmic event.

6. Alec Baldwin should just go away.


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