(Less Than) Half a Man

Let's do a tally of where I stand on the Man Meter. OK, I do have a 1) man bracelet and 2) a man bag, though I should clarify I don't have a man tote.

I also do not 1) have a man bun, 2) engage in man-scaping, or 3) have a man cave. (I do have something once called an "office.")

Oh, and ladies, I never, ever, indulge in mansplaining. This is no special virtue but the result of me being ignorant of man stuff like explosives, cars, machines, business, fantasy sports, and all things patriarchal.