Saturday, May 28, 2016

(Less Than) Half a Man

Let's do a tally of where I stand on the Man Meter. OK, I do have a 1) man bracelet and 2) a man bag, though I should clarify I don't have a man tote.

I also do not 1) have a man bun, 2) engage in man-scaping, or 3) have a man cave. (I do have something once called an "office.")

Oh, and ladies, I never, ever, indulge in mansplaining. This is no special virtue but the result of me being ignorant of man stuff like explosives, cars, machines, business, fantasy sports, and all things patriarchal.

No comments:

Post a Comment